McDonalds: Four Reasons You Should Never Eat There
While inflation goes up, McDonald’s prices stay the same. So what’s to keep people from buying it? I’ll give you a reason. In fact, I’ll give you four.
1. The food is disgusting.
Ever notice how the burger you order isn’t the same one on the menu? Sure, it has the same ingredients in it, but it isn’t the same as the one in the picture. Try asking the guy behind the counter, “I want that one. Yeah, the nice looking one in the picture.” Once they give you the greasy, plainlike burger that is exactly the opposite of what you wanted, you’ll probably wish you had gone to Subway instead. And then you’ll take a bite of the burger, and realize how mediocre it is. The only place in the world where the taste of the hamburger patty matches the taste of the bun. And the cheese. And the pickles. And the ketchup. And whatever else they put on that burger that was predestined to be thrown in the trash.
2. The customer service is terrible.
It’s funny how there seemed to be two types of people who make up the McDonald’s workforce: 6 foot tall, under caffeinated high school students, and 4’6″ stocky women. If you wondered where the middle class was going, now is the time to ask. The most annoying thing is that there only seem to be 3 workers on a single shift, which means you have to wait longer for your food. And then there is an ever-increasing possibility that they will mess up your order. Really, though, the worst thing about McDonalds workers is that they always ask,”Would you like fries with that?”
3. The food isn’t even good for you.
Well, what else is new. I mean, take a look at the menu. Big Mac – 540 Calories. McDouble – 390 calories. Wow, it’s a wonder there’s actually someone out there who isn’t overweight. At least they give you a “PlayPlace” to work off the calories you gained. Oh wait, it’s only for the kids. Well, I guess you’ll be staying home playing Wii Fit instead of going camping with the family.
4. Ronald McDonald is creepy.
If you want credibility for your business, I wouldn’t suggest having a stupid-looking clown in a jumpsuit be your mascot. But the kids love him, and that’s what McDonalds wants. I mean, what kid doesn’t know about the yellow clown with the red afro? Forget about Justin Bieber, Ronald McDonald is a real celebrity! Obama should cut all funding to schools, and let Ronald McDonald teach. He’s already taught them the words “Happy Meal” and “McNuggets”. And hey, everyone would enjoy school sooo much more.
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